My sister said that I’m going through a “white flag” moment.

I am.

I don’t know what to say.

A Few Things

Fickleness with Love and Beyond

Yes—I’m aware that I was going strong with this Tumblr, only to practically kick it to the curb with the other 134545345345 blogs I’ve started over the past 4 years. What can I say? I work in social media but am not a social media pundit. I love my job, but after thinking about the digital space 12+ hours every day, I don’t really want to blog—or should I say, “contribute to the conversation.” Whatever.

Babe in the Bay, Ugly in LA

I’m living in LA for a couple of months for a client project. I once read a piece about how some people look better in certain cities than others. I look best in Chicago, and am average in New York. I’m just okay in San Francisco, but am chopped liver in LA. Actually, I should clarify: this conclusion is exclusive to Hollywood, not the greater Los Angeles metro area. I don’t have boobs. I wear sequins in moderation. The closest I come to ironic hipster-dom is when I’m wearing Tom’s—but I usually pair my (silver sequined) Tom’s with a JCrew ensemble. I’m thin, but not model-thin. I guess that’s that.

I leave you with an incomplete post, as I have many things to say, but am too tired to jot them down. Good night.

Sick as can be after 3 days in Portland for a client. Off to LA for around two months next week. Hope to be healthy this summer.

Been breaking out in hives from stress. It’s not fun.

I’ll have something snarky/entertaining to say soon. Till then, xo.

My goal for this summer is to lose 10 pounds and learn how to break it down like some of these video girls.

My favorite at this moment.

Yuppie Problems

The next time I have a meltdown over something as trivial as reformatting PowerPoint presentation slides, I should remind myself that I don’t save lives for a living.

Newly obsessed with Alphabeat. I want to throw a dance party on my roof. Who is with me?

Baby’s mama’s mamas.

I absolutely love this commercial.

Of course I would. Of course.

Yesterday, I was in Manhattan for an awards ceremony. My teammates and I lost almost every award we were nominated for. However, with free-flowing alcohol for a dining hall packed full of 2500 public relations professionals, we were ALL winners. *Clink clink*